Out of utter frustration and a slight degree of insanity, I felt the need to marry one of the boys from 1Dreamboy 2. I chose Harry because I like beating up Taylor Swift as much as possible.
So basically got to be his damn girlf and collected all of the damn puzzle pieces and well here I am.
To get married to someone, apparently you have to first assemble a puzzle first.
How accurate.
Harry, a god damn 4 year old is capable of putting a puzzle together. How this menial act deserves one of the rare statements of endearment, I have no idea.
Ok, I keep on pressing 'marry' but he keeps on saying 'I love you'.
Shut up, idiot I know you do but when are you going to put a god damn rock on this finger so that
Urgh and I am only on Day 33. Gah.
I FINALLY GOT TO DAY 60 AND GUESSED WHO SHOWED UP
THERE IS NO ESCAPING FROM HIM IN HARRY'S LIFE.
ALSO VERY PLEASED THAT HE SHOWED UP.
I also feel sorry for Harry. His life is just one insane controlling person after another, present company included of course.
So the whole "plot" of that was that Harry was going to quit the band because of me for some reason, and then I went to him to end things with him so he could continue the band but then he would rather be with me but not the band ya da ya da ya da ya da...
Anyway Harry's solution to all this was to propose to me but also stay in 1D. How that works out I have no idea.
Women are not property, Harry. They can vote now and some even say they are human beings and entitled to rights!
Dear God, you look even more sickly in white.
Great wedding theme: cancer patient.
Who the hell said I wanted kids? Weren't we just in high school like a day ago? This is not appropriate. Also this relationship does not seem healthy.
Oh good God, not again.
*bangs head on desk*
Read me play 1Dreamboy here: x
Read me play 1Dreamboy 2 Pt. 1 here: x
