Anna Plays Dating Justin Bieber

I thought I might try out a dating Justin Bieber sim dating game. I figured I might as well attempt to virtually date all the boyband types out there.

Okay who the hell is that?
That does not look like the Biebs at all. I think it's either his Ken doll-like skin or the weird Lego haircut but that does not look like the world's most infamous teenage heartthrob turned 1000% douchebag.
Oh no this is a quiz.
I've made a horrible, horrible mistake.
I know nothing about Justin Bieber.

Oh hohohohohoohohoh
THIS IS PERFECT.
Time to make my dream man.

God dammit, game, I just want to make Biebster look like a complete and utter twat why must you make this difficult for me?
Let's see... probably not Latin... I know Spanish is common to learn at school in the States but isn't he from Canada? But Canada has Quebec in it and French is big there...
I'm going with French.
I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAH.
Apparently Justin is claustrophobic.
And he can't play the trumpet. Why would anyone like this guy?
A guy that can't play trumpet is no guy to me.
Shh... it's okay that your career is over... you can always do commercial work in Japan.
I can give him an outfit now. I'm going to dress him in all white because that's what he is inside.

I'm actually really disappointed that they didn't have white shoes. What says "I am Douchey McDouchebaggy" more than white shoes?
Now I'm making him a fruit salad!
Disappointed it's something as lame as that though.
Also the most lame mini-game of all time.
You literally have to just click on the dotted line, not even on time or repeatedly.
And I have also just found out that his middle name is Drew, which is just so fitting.
How come he isn't know as JDB?

I... won?
But I'm Selena Gomez? I was Selena Gomez the whole time?
Unless they're into kinky threesomes with die hard Bieber fans.
Which honestly wouldn't surprise me.