Well, I think it's five. I haven't checked.
I am currently looking for someone to tell me where to find the basketball club with 11 APs.
YESSS, NATE JUST POPPED UP IN THE CLASSROOM.
What does he want?
Right. So it's the same answer, but reworded slightly differently. As none of them say "Your penis", I'm going with C.
So, he's a bit busy right now and I can either insist or don't insist. I want to piss of his sister so I am going to insist.
And he just made a dig at Castiel. He says, and I quote, "Castiel is part of the basketball club because he is an asshole". Off I go, looking for Castiel now. MRFGH. Probably has his mp3 player in somewhere.
I took a risk and went to the courtyard twice in a row and it paid off. Castiel is standing right in front of me and I can actually communicate with him.
And then he just blew me off.
WHY DOESN'T THIS GAME LET ME DO ANYTHING?
Part Two: (Doing this the next day because I can)
Now I have 11 APs and after I did the flower game I 'm on... 11 APs.
BUT HOLY SHIT I CAN NOW PLAY THE BRICK GAME
READY?
An overall good job on my first game, I think. It's weird because you have to use your mouse and I expected it to be the arrow keys, but oh well.
I'm going to try the Garden game now, to see what I missed out on.
It costs 3 APs. Fuck no, APs are rarer than diamonds in this game.
Can I just rant about this logic?
So, you get ten a day. It costs 2 to move from room to room. And it isn't like here, you moved into a room, so you can just have a trivial conversation with some random character. But no. It's either one of the three stooges or bloody bitch girl whose main sport is picking on you.
Here I go playing, with 12 APs.
AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOTHING WHATSOEVER.
NO ONE SHOWED UP AT ALL.
ARRRRGGGGH.
Basically, I just write about my life, both actual and virtual. Weirdly this involves a lot of shitty dating sim games. Proceed with caution due to general immaturity.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Anna Plays My Candy Love 5
Anna Plays My Candy Love 4
A few (two) of my friends have called this thing that I'm doing "funny/hilarious" so I shall continue until I fuck one of them.
I'm going to do the flower mini-game thing now, and hopefully gain more Action Points.
.... and once again I got nothing. This game officially hates me.
I'm still on Episode Two, which pisses me off because I was looking through forums and apparently there are games I unlock at the end of this episode which gets me more APs. And one of them happens to be Brickbreaker, a game in which I am a pro at thanks to my mother's old Blackberry Pearl.
Surprise, surprise.
I wonder what music he listens to. Probably Nickelback.
Note: Even Google Chrome doesn't think that Nickelback should exist, suggesting that I actually meant Pumpernickel. Me too, Chrome, me too.
Oh, for the love of God.
GO HOME KEN, NO ONE LIKES YOU.
This game is pissing me off right now. Not only am I not allowed to interact in any way, shape or form, but it is LITERALLY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ARRRGGH WHERE IS NATE?
Hey hey hey, the Headmaster just came up to me.
Oh Christ, my principal doesn't have a nose. SHE'S VOLDEMORT. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, TOM.
Anyway, I am going to go for the basketball club because I am going to kick ass at that game through sheer experience. My high score on my old Blackberry is 23 410. And then when I have a shit load of APs, I shall try and seduce Nate.
So, Miss Riddle has just told me to go join the club. I don't know where the club is, told her that, and she told me to ask "one of my fellow students".
Which one? The dweeb, the dark and oh so mysterious one or the one with the bitch sister?
DECISIONS DECISIONS.
Op, just ran into Ken again. Not going to show a picture BUT THIS TIME I CAN ACTUALLY ASK HIM A QUESTION. HALLELUJAH! It's about the club, but sill. Progress.
Now he's just said that he's doing gardening and that he's sure I'll join gardening as well...
BITCH NO. I WANT MY AWESOME GAME.
This is a momentous occasion: I am going to be bitchy to Ken.
He started crying but then he got over it.
SUCCESS!
THE BITCHES HAVE APPEARED!
Yes, that is what they look like. I have half a mind to date one of them to shut Bitch 1 (centre) up.
WHAT.
THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED ME. HOW DARE THEY. That does it. Nate, you are going to be under the influence of my womanly ways.
... and I am down to one AP.
Until next time, goodbye.
I'm going to do the flower mini-game thing now, and hopefully gain more Action Points.
.... and once again I got nothing. This game officially hates me.
I'm still on Episode Two, which pisses me off because I was looking through forums and apparently there are games I unlock at the end of this episode which gets me more APs. And one of them happens to be Brickbreaker, a game in which I am a pro at thanks to my mother's old Blackberry Pearl.
Surprise, surprise.
I wonder what music he listens to. Probably Nickelback.
Note: Even Google Chrome doesn't think that Nickelback should exist, suggesting that I actually meant Pumpernickel. Me too, Chrome, me too.
Oh, for the love of God.
GO HOME KEN, NO ONE LIKES YOU.
This game is pissing me off right now. Not only am I not allowed to interact in any way, shape or form, but it is LITERALLY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ARRRGGH WHERE IS NATE?
Hey hey hey, the Headmaster just came up to me.
Oh Christ, my principal doesn't have a nose. SHE'S VOLDEMORT. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, TOM.
Anyway, I am going to go for the basketball club because I am going to kick ass at that game through sheer experience. My high score on my old Blackberry is 23 410. And then when I have a shit load of APs, I shall try and seduce Nate.
So, Miss Riddle has just told me to go join the club. I don't know where the club is, told her that, and she told me to ask "one of my fellow students".
Which one? The dweeb, the dark and oh so mysterious one or the one with the bitch sister?
DECISIONS DECISIONS.
Op, just ran into Ken again. Not going to show a picture BUT THIS TIME I CAN ACTUALLY ASK HIM A QUESTION. HALLELUJAH! It's about the club, but sill. Progress.
Now he's just said that he's doing gardening and that he's sure I'll join gardening as well...
BITCH NO. I WANT MY AWESOME GAME.
This is a momentous occasion: I am going to be bitchy to Ken.
He started crying but then he got over it.
SUCCESS!
THE BITCHES HAVE APPEARED!
Yes, that is what they look like. I have half a mind to date one of them to shut Bitch 1 (centre) up.
WHAT.
THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED ME. HOW DARE THEY. That does it. Nate, you are going to be under the influence of my womanly ways.
... and I am down to one AP.
Until next time, goodbye.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Anna Plays My Candy Love 3
I'm going to try this again, only with ten APs.
I've changed my character into a stone-cold fox, so as to attract the manly folk.
I think the correct expression is "Fuck yeah".
And let's see what I can do/what will happen if anything as I attempt to play for the second time with only ten points.
Ken just popped up.
What a complete and utter waste of time and space, Ken. I am looking for Nate so I can bang him to get back at his sister.
THIS IS FOR YOUR HONOUR, BRETHREN.
I hate it when this game gives me only one freaking option. It's like thanks, now I'm just going to sit back and wait to do nothing, assholes.
GUYS NATE JUST CAME IN WHEN I HAD ZERO POINTS.
I've just noticed that his eyes match the colour of his hair. Ew. Is this guy genetically defective. He's got yellow eyes. Is he a werewolf or something? FANFICTION IDEA.
Now I have three options:
a) Casual mention of the facts
b) Slight dig at Amber while mentioning the fact that she has a crush on him (I know that's his sister).
c) Swearing.
Let's pick a), because I really want to get in his pants so I can show the pictures to Bitch 1.
And this was the result:
Dude, the other two options were WAY worse. I think what I said just then is for the best.
Evidently this guy is an idiot.
Well, that's me out of APs.
I shall return, eventually.
I've changed my character into a stone-cold fox, so as to attract the manly folk.
And let's see what I can do/what will happen if anything as I attempt to play for the second time with only ten points.
Ken just popped up.
What a complete and utter waste of time and space, Ken. I am looking for Nate so I can bang him to get back at his sister.
THIS IS FOR YOUR HONOUR, BRETHREN.
I hate it when this game gives me only one freaking option. It's like thanks, now I'm just going to sit back and wait to do nothing, assholes.
GUYS NATE JUST CAME IN WHEN I HAD ZERO POINTS.
I've just noticed that his eyes match the colour of his hair. Ew. Is this guy genetically defective. He's got yellow eyes. Is he a werewolf or something? FANFICTION IDEA.
Now I have three options:
a) Casual mention of the facts
b) Slight dig at Amber while mentioning the fact that she has a crush on him (I know that's his sister).
c) Swearing.
Let's pick a), because I really want to get in his pants so I can show the pictures to Bitch 1.
And this was the result:
Dude, the other two options were WAY worse. I think what I said just then is for the best.
Evidently this guy is an idiot.
Well, that's me out of APs.
I shall return, eventually.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Anna Plays My Candy Love 2
So I'm back, but with 33 measly action points.
I'm off to hunt some boys and this time I'm writing this while I'm playing it.
Just bumped into Castiel.
Twat.
Wait, what?
Does this guy just go around lurking in corridors? What the hell, man. Don't you have anything better to do?
Is he following me? Moodily listening to his mp3 player. HMRFGH.
And now I have no Action Points. Thanks, dickhead.
DAMMIT AND THEN THE FLOWER GAME DIDN'T WORK EITHER.
SCREW THIS GAME.
I'm off to hunt some boys and this time I'm writing this while I'm playing it.
Just bumped into Castiel.
Twat.
Wait, what?
Does this guy just go around lurking in corridors? What the hell, man. Don't you have anything better to do?
Is he following me? Moodily listening to his mp3 player. HMRFGH.
And now I have no Action Points. Thanks, dickhead.
DAMMIT AND THEN THE FLOWER GAME DIDN'T WORK EITHER.
SCREW THIS GAME.
Anna Plays My Candy Love
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Review of "Perks of Being a Wallflower"
Wow.
That's all I can say.
I just finished reading it (on my computer, unfortunately) and all I can think is just wow.
The thoughts running through my head are too crazy to order right now but Perks is perhaps one of the greatest books I have ever read. It's an emotional roller-coaster, and a thrilling one at that.
I could truly understand Charlie, the protagonist. The way the author has just nailed adolescent angst on its head, but that seems to be too generic a term. The book is unique, the characters deep and the meaning infinite. (Tee hee) Words cannot express how purely awesome this book is.
Now I am going to go either curl up in the fetal position and sob hysterically or rock back and forth, laughing manically.
Probably a little bit of both.
That's all I can say.
I just finished reading it (on my computer, unfortunately) and all I can think is just wow.
The thoughts running through my head are too crazy to order right now but Perks is perhaps one of the greatest books I have ever read. It's an emotional roller-coaster, and a thrilling one at that.
I could truly understand Charlie, the protagonist. The way the author has just nailed adolescent angst on its head, but that seems to be too generic a term. The book is unique, the characters deep and the meaning infinite. (Tee hee) Words cannot express how purely awesome this book is.
Now I am going to go either curl up in the fetal position and sob hysterically or rock back and forth, laughing manically.
Probably a little bit of both.
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