A few (two) of my friends have called this thing that I'm doing "funny/hilarious" so I shall continue until I fuck one of them.
I'm going to do the flower mini-game thing now, and hopefully gain more Action Points.
.... and once again I got nothing. This game officially hates me.
I'm still on Episode Two, which pisses me off because I was looking through forums and apparently there are games I unlock at the end of this episode which gets me more APs. And one of them happens to be Brickbreaker, a game in which I am a pro at thanks to my mother's old Blackberry Pearl.
Surprise, surprise.
I wonder what music he listens to. Probably Nickelback.
Note: Even Google Chrome doesn't think that Nickelback should exist, suggesting that I actually meant Pumpernickel. Me too, Chrome, me too.
Oh, for the love of God.
GO HOME KEN, NO ONE LIKES YOU.
This game is pissing me off right now. Not only am I not allowed to interact in any way, shape or form, but it is LITERALLY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ARRRGGH WHERE IS NATE?
Hey hey hey, the Headmaster just came up to me.
Oh Christ, my principal doesn't have a nose. SHE'S VOLDEMORT. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, TOM.
Anyway, I am going to go for the basketball club because I am going to kick ass at that game through sheer experience. My high score on my old Blackberry is 23 410. And then when I have a shit load of APs, I shall try and seduce Nate.
So, Miss Riddle has just told me to go join the club. I don't know where the club is, told her that, and she told me to ask "one of my fellow students".
Which one? The dweeb, the dark and oh so mysterious one or the one with the bitch sister?
DECISIONS DECISIONS.
Op, just ran into Ken again. Not going to show a picture BUT THIS TIME I CAN ACTUALLY ASK HIM A QUESTION. HALLELUJAH! It's about the club, but sill. Progress.
Now he's just said that he's doing gardening and that he's sure I'll join gardening as well...
BITCH NO. I WANT MY AWESOME GAME.
This is a momentous occasion: I am going to be bitchy to Ken.
He started crying but then he got over it.
SUCCESS!
THE BITCHES HAVE APPEARED!
Yes, that is what they look like. I have half a mind to date one of them to shut Bitch 1 (centre) up.
WHAT.
THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED ME. HOW DARE THEY. That does it. Nate, you are going to be under the influence of my womanly ways.
... and I am down to one AP.
Until next time, goodbye.
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