The Not All Night All Nighter

1:39 AM
So I have this essay due tomorrow, and I had thought that I would have to pull an all-nighter to get there. So I had a cup of coffee at like 11pm. Now I have become a one coffee a day kind of person, but two cups of coffee, Jesus Christ. Look at world, because I am on the rocketship to caffeince world and it is taking off
Anyway, the coffee has set in and I hate staying up all night but it looks like that is what is going to happen. So here's me, documenting what I will do when I can not, by any measure of God or his angels, sleep.
First things first: Imma pluck my eyebrows.
1: 46 AM
My eyebrows are plucked. They aren't 'on fleek', whatever the fuck that means, because I have this huge fucking red pimple thing at the start of my eyebrows. Srsly, what the fuck?
My hands are kind of doing that things where they're a little twicthy and like hype, you know?
This night is going to be long and tedious.
2:08 AM
Had a shower. Officialy washed the essay stink off me. Now I smell like apples and raspberries instead of faint BO and two (kay, maybe three) day old pjs.
My legs are doing that thing again where they dry up because of my hot showers. Plus, my lips are dry and I cannot find any lip stuff anywhere. Curses. I'm going to try to rub this rose stuff on  my shins to moisturise them.
2:11 AM
Idk why, but rose reminds me of mosquito repellant.
2:15 AM
I am going to attempt to put my hair in braids.
2:19 Am
I am feeling sleepy
2:26 AM
I am blotting olive oil onto my lips to help with the dryness. I feel like this is a practical joke,
3:55 AM
Just finished playing Sims 4. Was trying to basically set up a family rivalry for the emergence of a Romeo and Juliet type deal. I'm curious what the wedding will turn out to be like.
I am also starting to sober up, if that makes sense.
This always happens when I stay up too late. I am, apparently, naturally a grumpy person.
Everything sucks and is permeated with a stale grey colour.
Hissssssssssssssssssss.
3:59 AM
The soundtrack to all this?
S Club 7
I am going to attempt sleep.
1:06 PM
I woke up in my fleece and underwear, and I actually feel quite well rested.