Now this is just sad.

Because I have time before lunch, I shall finally explain what exactly has occured during the week and recount my travels.
The inherent lack of persons at my normal host family's house due to a death in the family meant that I've been staying at their cousin's house, which has been a lot of fun. They have two little kids, both girls about the ages of 8 and 10 I think and I've always interacted better with children. Probably something to do with similar attention spans. And also because it's difficult to get to school from their house I haven't had to go. Victory can be assured.
They have a little puppy as well called Gimov- the cutest beagle ever. I've forgotten how easily excitable puppies can be. We went to this château yesterday and Gimov flipped out because there was snow everywhere. She just ran and ran and ran in circles. 'Twas extremely amusing.
I decided to introduce the young ones to my childhood, so I showed them the Spice Girls. They love it; but they keep on calling it "Spicy Girl". I also showed them this website called "Doll Divine" (guess what that's for) and taught them the nutbush.
I've been walking a lot with the dog and my host aunt, because it's so damn beautiful here. As fore-mentioned, 'tis snowing here and as a person who lives in a country where if it gets under 10°C I go out wearing five layers, it definately is a new experience. Usually on our walks we pick up the girls from school and one of their friends said that I was, and I quote, "trop belle". (Too beautiful for Tara). Don't believe me? She also drew me a picture and wrote that on the side. So if all else fails, 8 year old French girls find me attractive.
On weekend mornings, the kids watch French Disney channel, and that is usually the time when the play those really crappy and really old Disney movies. Yesterday it was something about girl who hates this singer but her sister loves him and then she meets the singer and they fall in love. And despite him sleeping in her garage and being stranded together, they never once kiss. Today it was a 90's movie. I know I should probably say "90's Disney was the best EVA!!! <3" but honestly, it was crappy. It was another rockstar themed one in which this all girl band needs a singer that can dance and sing so their nerdy but super hot friend makes a hologram for them that can do all those things. It got really deep at the end when the main girl fell into a coma because she was pretending to be the hologram because the hologram was in the Internet and so the hologram came back and went into the main girls body to wake her up but then it was the hologram not the girl so she went and danced in the rain and then became part of the sky or some shit like that. There was two kisses in thsi film, so I guess Disney was a little risqué back then.
In exactly two weeks from now I will be back in Australia, and how I feel about that can be perfectly summed up by this:
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